Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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