Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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