Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Randomize
