i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
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