Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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