So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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