Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
