with your own penis?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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