I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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