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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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