I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
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