I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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