either way he was missing a nipple.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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