i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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