ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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