All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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