that's an acceptable place to lick
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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