i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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