Walk of Shame. In a state park.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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