She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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