Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
