and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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