Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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