windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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