glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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