they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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