And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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