do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
a search helicopter?!
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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