Betty ford says i'm here all night
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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