8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
And then my night got REAL pukey
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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