It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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