At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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