I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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