You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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