have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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