told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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