On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i think i have two assholes
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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