For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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