Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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