i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
that may or may not have been my penis.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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