her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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