He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I had to cum in my sink.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
The air taste purple.
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