The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
So much rum. So many feels.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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