My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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