I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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