I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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