It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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