she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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