Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
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Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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