like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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