I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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