i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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